Can anybody remember Tony Hart? Morph? Just think back to your childhood and get creative with the plasticine but this time it is more of an adult occasion where you need to mould a willy. Small ones, large ones, fat ones and thin ones just let your imagination run wild and of course the best looking willy wins!
Order By 4pm for Same Day Dispatch (excludes custom made products)
WEEKENDS: We do not dispatch orders over the weekend.
PLEASE NOTE: Orders that require personalisation take an extra day to make.
Get FREE Economy Delivery on Orders Over £40. UK addresses only.
Economy Delivery £2.95 (5 Working Days) No-Signature Required
Standard Delivery £3.95 (3 Day Delivery) No-Signature Required
Express Delivery £5.95 (2 Day Delivery) Tracked Service, Safeplace
Next Working Day Delivery by 1pm £6.95 Signature Required
Saturday Delivery by 1pm £9.95 Signature Required
Republic of Ireland Tracked Delivery £9.95 (3 Working Days) Tracked Service
Republic of Ireland Priority Delivery £5.95 (6 Working Days) Non-Tracked Service
European Delivery £6.95 (8 Working Days) Non-Tracked Service
International Delivery £7.95 (10 Working Days) Non-Tracked Service
For more details including the international destinations we deliver to see our Delivery Options page.