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Hen Party Superstore Hen Party Poem - A Hen Party That All The Hens Forgot

Product Code: 7213
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  • Fun Hen Party reading
  • Hen Party Superstore's own
  • Printable



All the Hens were dolled up, dressed in pink, and green, and yellow,

Rolling down the street singing ‘She’s a jolly good fellow’.

They couldn’t walk, they couldn’t talk, in fact they had to be carried,

All because one of the girls was soon to become married.


A lovely night that started at home, with games, and drinks, and nibbles

Quickly escalated as they soon all got the giggles.

After drinking games, and photographs, and standard Hen Do stuff,

They found themselves in a bar with butlers in the buff.


Hypnotised by all the guys, they soon ran up the tab,

And sat like lemons in the booth, craving a kebab.

With smudged mascara, messy hair, and even worn-off lippie,

All the Hens ended up in their local chippy.


What seemed to be a sociable, sophisticated night

Turned into a bunch of Hens going for a bite,

This big girl gang both danced and sang, and really drank a lot,

 It turned into a Hen Party that all the Hens forgot.

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