'One Hen, Eight Chicks, No Cocks'; this design is unique and uses word play to create a humorous innuendo that will be most amusing to the party! The 'One Hen' denotes the Bride-to-Be; 'Eight Chicks' are the number of other hens, besides the Bride; and the 'No Cocks' quite cleverly implies 'no males', using the well-known expletive, while contrasting this with a silhouette of a cockerel! Clever? It made us laugh!
Choose the colour of the t-shirt or vest, add your personalisation details, and we will ship the item in time for your hen party.
Tip: At an extra charge, you can also add back personalisation; quirky nicknames or surnames are usually a popular choice for back personalisation, e.g. 'Sexy Sarah' or 'Smithy'
Order By 4pm for Same Day Dispatch (excludes custom made products)
WEEKENDS: We do not dispatch orders over the weekend.
PLEASE NOTE: Orders that require personalisation take an extra day to make.
Get FREE Economy Delivery on Orders Over £40. UK addresses only.
Economy Delivery £2.95 (5 Working Days) No-Signature Required
Standard Delivery £3.95 (3 Day Delivery) No-Signature Required
Express Delivery £5.95 (2 Day Delivery) Tracked Service, Safeplace
Next Working Day Delivery by 1pm £6.95 Signature Required
Saturday Delivery by 1pm £11.95 Signature Required
Republic of Ireland Tracked Delivery £9.95 (3 Working Days) Tracked Service
Republic of Ireland Priority Delivery £5.95 (6 Working Days) Non-Tracked Service
European Tracked Delivery £12.95 (3-5 Working Days) Tracked Service
European Priority Delivery £6.95 (4-8 Working Days) Non-Tracked Service
International Tracked Delivery £12.95 (5-7 Working Days) Tracked Service
International Priority Delivery £7.95 (6-10 Working Days) Non-Tracked Service
For more details including the international destinations we deliver to see our Delivery Options page.
Easy Returns: Return any non-personalised, unwanted item(s) to us within 30 days for a full refund. For more details check our Easy Returns Policy
We are unable to accept returns for personalised products, please be sure to check our size guide and your personalised details before checking out.